Escape from MA

“ One does not simply walk into Massachusetts. Its black gates are guarded by more than just orcs. There is evil there that does not sleep. The great eye is ever watchful. It is a barren wasteland, riddled with fire, ash, and dust. The very air you breathe is a poisonous fume. Not with ten thousand men could you do this. It is folly.

Massachusetts Politics

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People, Power, and Politics Franklin Observer
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Massachusetts Proposition 2 ½ Is Working Tax Foundation
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Bulgarian government resigns after mass protests Al Jazeera
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What Americans actually think about taxes MIT News
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Estate and Inheritance Taxes by State, 2025 Tax Foundation
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QUICK OVERVIEW: Your 2025 Social Security & Federal Income Taxes Mass Retirees Association
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More millionaires in Mass. despite taxes Axios
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A Democrat Pushing 80 Confronts the Young(er) and Restless The New York Times
2025-11-07 03:00 EST
The math of politics and power MIT News
2025-06-06 03:00 EDT
2025 State Individual Income Tax Rates & Brackets Tax Foundation
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‘Bugonia’’s potent commentary on American politics Massachusetts Daily Collegian
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The MBTA

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GBH Daily: Two MBTA success stories GBH
2025-12-11 06:50 EST
Grinch Line: Core of the Green Line Closed ‘Til Dec. 22 Streetsblog Massachusetts
2025-12-03 03:00 EST
MBTA collects $8M more in revenue than expected NBC Boston
2025-12-13 09:00 EST
News Flash • MBTA Green Line Closure, December 8-22 Wellesley, MA (.gov)
2025-12-05 16:05 EST
Green Line MBTA shutdown begins in Boston CBS News
2025-12-08 09:52 EST
MBTA Adds More Bus, Subway Service With Winter Schedule Updates Streetsblog Massachusetts
2025-12-02 03:00 EST
Corvette removed from T tracks in Brookline Boston.com
2025-12-11 11:24 EST
Reminder: The Green Line shutdown is here Boston.com
2025-12-08 12:35 EST
MBTA Opens New Intercity Bus Concourse at South Station Streetsblog Massachusetts
2025-11-13 03:00 EST
MassDOT and MBTA Are Studying Expanded Ferry Service Streetsblog Massachusetts
2025-11-10 03:00 EST
Needham Advances Two Major Housing Projects Under New MBTA Zoning Law Boston Real Estate Times
2025-11-28 14:10 EST
MBTA Projects Get A $850 Million Boost From Fair Share Funds Streetsblog Massachusetts
2025-10-17 03:00 EDT
MBTA sees strongest ridership numbers since pandemic Boston Herald
2025-11-30 03:00 EST
[ARCHIVED] MBTA Service Changes for November 1-2 Wellesley, MA (.gov)
2025-10-31 03:00 EDT
T Suspends Quincy, Braintree Red Line Branch Nov. 15-23 Streetsblog Massachusetts
2025-11-15 03:00 EST
Major Green Line shutdown begins Monday Boston Herald
2025-12-07 15:57 EST
The MBTA must crack down on fare evasion The Tufts Daily
2025-10-14 03:00 EDT
News Flash • Take the Train to Salem Salem, MA | Official Website (.gov)
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Other News

Massachusetts Fishing Report-December 11, 2025 On The Water
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Activists hit the road to rally against ICE raids in Massachusetts Daily Hampshire Gazette
2025-12-12 13:51 EST
Cannabis cafes could soon open in Massachusetts Western Mass News
2025-12-11 16:25 EST
Snow to hit Cape Cod this weekend. How much to expect. Cape Cod Times
2025-12-13 05:04 EST
Why the middle class is disappearing in Massachusetts The Boston Globe
2025-11-12 03:00 EST
Ex-Massachusetts teacher convicted of raping student Boston Herald
2025-12-12 19:11 EST
Ooh, that smell! Pot cafes approved in Massachusetts Boston Herald
2025-12-11 16:57 EST
Massachusetts Spent $3.2 billion more than budgeted in 2025 Fall River Reporter
2025-12-11 10:33 EST
Massachusetts Playbook Politico
2025-12-12 07:32 EST
The future of SNAP in Massachusetts Massachusetts Daily Collegian
2025-12-13 22:11 EST

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Mitt Romney pumping his own gas

Oh, how the mighty have fallen…

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