Escape from MA

“ One does not simply walk into Massachusetts. Its black gates are guarded by more than just orcs. There is evil there that does not sleep. The great eye is ever watchful. It is a barren wasteland, riddled with fire, ash, and dust. The very air you breathe is a poisonous fume. Not with ten thousand men could you do this. It is folly.

Massachusetts Politics

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Massachusetts Proposition 2 ½ Is Working Tax Foundation
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Massachusetts bills would raise taxes on nicotine products Reason Foundation
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What Americans actually think about taxes MIT News
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Bulgarian government resigns after mass protests Al Jazeera
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QUICK OVERVIEW: Your 2025 Social Security & Federal Income Taxes Mass Retirees Association
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More millionaires in Mass. despite taxes Axios
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The math of politics and power MIT News
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A Democrat Pushing 80 Confronts the Young(er) and Restless The New York Times
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‘Bugonia’’s potent commentary on American politics Massachusetts Daily Collegian
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Leading Massachusetts: Politicians to watch in 2025 MassLive.com
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Ma’ruf Amin steps down from MUI, PKB leadership roles The Jakarta Post
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The MBTA

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MBTA announces January service changes The Somerville Times
2025-12-26 12:35 EST
Grinch Line: Core of the Green Line Closed ‘Til Dec. 22 Streetsblog Massachusetts
2025-12-03 03:00 EST
MBTA Communities fight heads back to the SJC CommonWealth Beacon
2025-12-18 15:00 EST
News Flash • MBTA Green Line Closure, December 8-22 Wellesley, MA (.gov)
2025-12-05 16:05 EST
MBTA Adds More Bus, Subway Service With Winter Schedule Updates Streetsblog Massachusetts
2025-12-02 03:00 EST
Green Line gets green light Boston Herald
2025-12-21 15:25 EST
GBH Daily: Two MBTA success stories GBH
2025-12-11 03:00 EST
Accessibility During MBTA Closures Boston.gov
2025-11-26 03:00 EST
MBTA Opens New Intercity Bus Concourse at South Station Streetsblog Massachusetts
2025-11-13 03:00 EST
MassDOT and MBTA Are Studying Expanded Ferry Service Streetsblog Massachusetts
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MBTA Projects Get A $850 Million Boost From Fair Share Funds Streetsblog Massachusetts
2025-10-17 03:00 EDT
Wickedpedia: Why is the Green Line so loud? Boston.com
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MBTA sees strongest ridership numbers since pandemic Boston Herald
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News Flash • Take the Train to Salem Salem, MA | Official Website (.gov)
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The MBTA must crack down on fare evasion The Tufts Daily
2025-10-14 03:00 EDT

Other News

Hunger in Massachusetts is about to get worse The Boston Globe
2025-12-24 22:00 EST
Are South Shore grocery stores open on Christmas? The Patriot Ledger
2025-12-25 05:04 EST
8 Unsung Small Towns in Massachusetts WorldAtlas
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Massachusetts awards 1.3 GW in first large-scale energy storage tender pv magazine International
2025-12-26 03:30 EST
Mass. weather: Snow warning issued for Friday MassLive.com
2025-12-26 06:43 EST
First Day Hikes at parks across Massachusetts Salem News
2025-12-26 14:16 EST
2 injured in Cambridge shooting NBC Boston
2025-12-25 10:16 EST
Could Massachusetts voters roll back legal weed? Boston Herald
2025-12-26 18:49 EST
Logan travelers exposed to measles in December The Providence Journal
2025-12-26 15:45 EST
Kwanzaa Celebrations Across Massachusetts WBZ NewsRadio 1030
2025-12-26 16:25 EST
Special guest celebrates lawyer’s Hall of Fame induction Massachusetts Lawyers Weekly
2025-12-26 16:02 EST
Cases scheduled to be heard in January Massachusetts Lawyers Weekly
2025-12-26 17:36 EST

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Mitt Romney pumping his own gas

Oh, how the mighty have fallen…

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