Escape from MA

“ One does not simply walk into Massachusetts. Its black gates are guarded by more than just orcs. There is evil there that does not sleep. The great eye is ever watchful. It is a barren wasteland, riddled with fire, ash, and dust. The very air you breathe is a poisonous fume. Not with ten thousand men could you do this. It is folly.

Massachusetts Politics

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Mass Exodus: New Yorkers Fleeing Over High Property Taxes Hudson Valley Post
2026-05-01 08:57 EDT
Marijuana users can now buy twice as much weed in MA Worcester Telegram
2026-04-20 03:00 EDT
Massachusetts bills would raise taxes on nicotine products Reason Foundation
2025-12-12 03:00 EST
Massachusetts Proposition 2 ½ Is Working Tax Foundation
2025-11-14 03:00 EST
Opinion | It’s Taxachusetts for a reason The Washington Post
2026-02-09 03:00 EST
Real property – Right of refusal – ‘Exit taxes’ Massachusetts Lawyers Weekly
2025-12-22 03:00 EST
Elizabeth Warren Fast Facts CNN
2026-02-10 03:00 EST
Shifting politics around data centers scramble Healey AI push CommonWealth Beacon
2026-03-24 03:00 EDT
Judge Voids Mass Layoffs at Voice of America The New York Times
2026-03-07 03:00 EST
Be aware of changes to taxes before filing, expert says Western Mass News
2026-01-21 03:00 EST
Mass. Senate rejects Wu’s tax shift plan Boston.com
2026-01-16 03:00 EST

The MBTA

…Our Top Story Today

Aging commuter rail fleet upgrade questioned Boston Herald
2026-05-01 18:29 EDT
MBTA Service Changes for April 24-26 Town of Wellesley, MA (.gov)
2026-04-23 08:07 EDT
We’re ready to help craft a 25-year vision for the MBTA CommonWealth Beacon
2026-04-08 03:00 EDT
Transit Briefs: BART, MBTA Railway Age
2026-04-14 03:00 EDT
MBTA plans to spend $6.8M reducing South Coast Rail noise problems Fall River Herald News
2026-04-07 03:00 EDT
Transit Briefs: MBTA, Ontario’s Northlander Railway Age
2026-04-10 14:58 EDT
MBTA Proposes Funding for New Arborway Bus Facility Jamaica Plain News
2026-04-08 03:00 EDT
Transportation During the World Cup Mass.gov
2026-03-25 00:24 EDT
Healey Budget Bill Would Balance MBTA Budgets for One More Year Streetsblog Massachusetts
2026-01-28 03:00 EST
Wait, what year is it again? Universal Hub
2026-04-26 13:33 EDT
OPINION: Commuter rail should not be the target of MBTA hate The Suffolk Journal
2026-01-27 03:00 EST
MBTA Announces Minor Bus Route Changes Coming In April Streetsblog Massachusetts
2026-02-12 03:00 EST
Natick’s Rail Trail Now Connects to Its Downtown MBTA Station Streetsblog Massachusetts
2026-03-12 03:00 EDT
MBTA Terminates Alewife Redevelopment Plan Streetsblog Massachusetts
2026-01-13 03:00 EST
MBTA Communities Act Holdouts Are Losing State Funding Streetsblog Massachusetts
2026-01-16 03:00 EST

Other News

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Mainers arrested after protesting at ICE facility in Massachusetts: ‘It’s inhumane’ ​​Lewiston Sun Journal​​ ​​​ ​​​
2026-04-28 17:01 EDT
The Trump problem in Massachusetts The Boston Globe
2026-04-29 10:01 EDT
Plane crashes near the Quabbin Reservoir Western Mass News
2026-05-01 21:22 EDT
Obituary | Annie 'Anthoula' Koulalis of Southbridge, Massachusetts Daniel T. Morrill Funeral Home
2026-04-30 03:00 EDT
Obituary for Steven A. Beausoleil at Hathaway Community Home for Funerals Hathaway Family Funeral Homes
2026-04-28 03:00 EDT
Massachusetts pre-K is underfunded and expensive, but necessary The New Bedford Light
2026-04-29 16:12 EDT
Massachusetts Fishing Report- April 30, 2026 On The Water
2026-04-30 10:31 EDT
Is the Massachusetts Economy About to Get Wrecked? Boston Magazine
2026-03-24 03:00 EDT
Obituary | Mary Dorothy Congdon of Southbridge, Massachusetts Daniel T. Morrill Funeral Home
2026-04-30 03:00 EDT
Ebanks Named Massachusetts Men’s Soccer Assistant Coach University of Massachusetts Athletics
2026-05-01 11:26 EDT
Akron Battles Massachusetts for MAC Tournament Championship University of Akron Athletics
2026-05-01 13:06 EDT

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Mitt Romney pumping his own gas

Oh, how the mighty have fallen…

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